Just checking in to say I'm hungover like a motherfucker. Yes for the second day in a row. I'm way too old to drink that much!
Time to bring my A game!
51 minutes ago
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- Carlos
- Chicago, IL
- I'm a 38 yr old father of 3. Ive been married almost eight years and I have a 7yr old and 4yr old twins. I have started on a weight loss program in a final attempt to lose 200+ lbs. So if you ever wondered what its like to be a fat man in America, grab a slice of pizza and pop open a beer while I tell you about my day to day life...Grab me a beer while you're at it.
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14 comments:
And you expect to find sympathy around here?
Poor baby.
hmmm. This is a tough crowd! I say more hair of the dog!
LET'S KEEP ALL THE COMMENTS NICE AND QUIET SO WE DON'T DISTURB THE BIG MAN'S HEADACHE. OKAY? OKAY!??!?!?!?!?
I think some greasy tacos followed by a chili cheese fry chaser would help.
Bloody Mary anyone?
We all do it big once in awhile,, I understand Carlos so I wont be mean like the rest!! LOL But I gotta say I found a new drink that is great when you are OP and counting.. It is diet root beer and hennesey YUM....YUM!!
This is a tough crowd. They're right, but no one likes an I told ya so.
Why is it we have to learn the alcohol lessons so many times?
I have the cure. Get your wife to stampede on your family jewels with her best pair of high heels for a few minutes.
You will be in so much pain that you forget all about your little hangover.
Voila!
I take it no booty-call with Lucy?
Step away from the Captain and Coke my friend. He does more harm than good.
i'll whisper and remind you..."hydration and aspirin are your friends."
Well at least somebody had fun this weekend. Now take a bc powder and stop your whining.
Its not old... its retro.
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