Another week another secret... This time let's try the sexstastic kinda secret shall we? Where is the craziest place you ever hit that shit(or got your shit hit as it were)
Me first, On the 50 yard line of my high school football field...
PS I will not accept as an answer "In the butt, Bob"
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Well, there's no way this is gonna measure up to all of the other secrets that will pile up here today, I'm sure. I'm way too nervous and fidgety to get too crazy. But here goes.
I was at a party. The boy I was after took me into the laundry room in the basement. Took a pile of clean and folded laundry and put it all back in the dryer. After about 15 minutes of serious heavy petting, he pulled the clothes out, all warm and yummy smelling, laid them on the floor, laid me on top of them, and then badda bang badda boom we made of the love.
For about 4 minutes. Tops.
Do I get extra points for that being a First Time story as well?
in a bar on the floor by a pool table ;)
lemme re-do this... lol
Sean and I were driving past the dental office I worked at years ago and we had an idea.
So we did it in an fully reclined exam chair. We actually broke the chair! lol The room had 1 whole wall that was mirrored. It was a night to remember. :)
accept, not except
Tim and I, railroad tracks, North carolina....It's God's good grace that we didn't end up on the news. We were like rabbits back then.
So I was gonna say how can I top the 50 yard line, being a football fan and all, but DAMN TJ!!!
After an evening of drinking with my parents, they went to bed. So joe and I decided to go 'swimming'....the next day in front of everybody at the cookout my mom asked Joe how the cover got taken off the pool. He told her he was doing a naked nutcracker of the swing set into the pool....aaahhhhh memories.
Hmmm ... I can't decide. In a tree or in a church???
hmmmm let's see...the bathroom at my husband's old work...the xray table at my husband's old work...oh and at the top of the Hoodoos with people climbing up them.
Exam table in a vet's office; cemetery against an open vault; cat walk over a stage; behind a massage parlor in east Dallas.
Do i win a prize?
At my parent's house during Thanksgiving Dinner with everyone at the table.
By the way, I am from the suburbs. "Hit that shit" means eating cauliflower, right?
What can I tell you that you haven't already heard? Hmmmmm...
A beach in Florida - during the day - with people around. I think it was Spring break or something. Heh.
Public pool - again with others all around.
In a car in a mall parking lot. Yes, daylight. Shoppers coming and going.
On my bed ... my old childhood bed at mom&dad's house ... while they were home ... and we broke it. All grew quiet as we each frantically scrambled to get back into our OWN pants before my parents entered the room to see what had made such a loud crashing noise.
Two come to mind for me... One is in the back of a Jaguar in a carport and the other was in the dugout at the local elementary school.
P.S. My vote so far is for Ms. Bitchtits :-)
It's a cross between a park bathroom in the middle of the day (gross, but hot at the same time) and in my boyfriend's dad's office. I only did that because his parents were really pissed at me at the time.
I guess my places aren't that cool compared to everyone elses. Whatev, I got time.
What? You didn't score in the end zone? Ba-dum-bump.
And I was TOTALLY gonna say "Why, that'd have to be in the butt Bob!" You're such a killjoy Carlos!
On top of a car hood in a dry creek bed and in the closet at my best friends wedding.
Did I mention I was the Maid of Honor? Maid of Dishonor is more like it because the brides mom heard us going at it. Oops.
In the nose bleed section at a Blue Jays baseball game OR against a floor to ceiling window in a 5th floor apartment in busy downtown Toronto.
Hmm ... the back of a firetruck, the side of the road in broad daylight with a DoT worker on lunchbreak, or on a pool table at the pool hall. All fun ideas though, folks!
Damn, what have I been doing my whole life?
The bathroom at McDonald's right after breakfast shift was my initial thought, but then I remembered having sex in the chapel during some spiritual retreat my mother took us one when I was a teenager. It was empty. I was a slut when I was younger.
*on
lol. love it. i am glad to come to this one late. loved reading all those other stories first. cracked me up. mine seem dull now.
i narrowed it down to two.
in the snow in Norway on a skiing path (chilly...did not realise it was skiing trail til we were happened upon)
and in durham botanical gardens. we were almost caught by a school field trip. kinda funny...
(new reader!)
mine is lame, but...
parking lot of the library...lo;
My first hubby and I once did it in on a Greyhound bus! LOL Also, the ladies room of the local Italian-American club at my friend's wedding reception-- and we were busted by the groom's grandma.
My favorite is a swing at the park after dark, a habit we had as newlyweds. If your guy's got strong arms, the possibilites are awesome.
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